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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A few pages of freewriting, not edited so lay off.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<title>Some of the best comments and e-mails I&#8217;ve received from my adoring fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I&#8217;m sorry but there is no &#8220;Ms. Salomini&#8221; here. Your dig is not relevant if you can&#8217;t spell my name correctly, especially when it&#8217;s spelled out in its entirety in my e-mail address. **** Sorry about your childhood. **** (Story headline: &#8216;Man Accused of Sexually Assaulting Horse Seeking Accelerated Rehab&#8217;) I just report the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=378&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My assessment of a few reality TV jerks who wear slutty tops in a shameless attempt to hold onto youth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That doesn&#8217;t narrow it down, but of course I&#8217;m talking about Lifetime&#8217;s DANCE MOMS. So here it goes: I would say that Kelly is the most reasonable of all the mothers, but the fact that she quit dance as a teen because of Abby yet STILL pushed it on her daughters and then cries about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=357&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Everything you need to know about Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me start off by saying that I have never read any of the Twilight books. The only knowledge I had going into the theater was that this was some weird love triangle story where two loser guys fight over Kristen Stewart and her one facial expression. I was correct in assuming that the movie [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=346&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga&#8217;s meat dress</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 21:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year’s MTV Video Music Awards show, held on September 12, was much tamer than last years; no stage crashing or bloody performances by Lady Gaga that left many feeling uneasy and critical of her artistic vision. But, ohh..wait….there was that meat dress she wore to accept her Video of the Year award that has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=348&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Not feeling the &#8220;throwback&#8221; vibe</title>
		<link>http://callmemaxblog.com/2010/05/05/i-just-i-dont-even-i-cant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 19:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under the guise of being an empowered female, Beyonce cries, shakes her tits and performs household chores in minimal clothing. Why don&#8217;t I love you, Beyonce? Because you are whining. I know it&#8217;s only a music video&#8230;but I just can&#8217;t deal with all the pathetic messages it sends. On top of that, it is aural [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=318&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Celebs,</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;.Stop wearing this dress. It is dreadful! (Left-right: Kylie Bisutti, Kim Kardashian, Aubrey O&#8217;Day)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=315&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>SNL&#8217;s Tiger Woods parody: Funny or inappropriate?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The blogosphere is buzzing about this past weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” show, which featured a skit that parodied the current Tiger Woods drama. It featured Kenan Thompson as Tiger Woods and host Blake Lively as his wife, Elin Nordengren. The segment is being called into controversy because it showed Tiger being increasingly hurt by his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=303&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What do Victoria Beckham and UConn have in common?</title>
		<link>http://callmemaxblog.com/2009/11/18/what-do-victoria-beckham-and-uconn-have-in-common/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maxine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who goes to UConn or reads their student newspaper’s “Instant Daily” column knows the running joke about tails. You know, the kind your dog or cat wags when it wants to be fed. There is a group of students who pin faux mammal tails to the back of their pants, walking around nonchalantly as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=callmemaxblog.com&amp;blog=9314269&amp;post=282&amp;subd=leahsalomoni&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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